7 ways to RAGE uncontrollably in Minecraft

Before I begin, I just wanna say how frickn' EPIC this Death-Note Pixel art of L is:

(Spoiler Alert) RIP L





Hello Everyone! Archergirl here!
Where have I been you ask?
No, I have not gained a 'socail life' and went *shivers* ...outside. I remember when I had enough courage to actually GO outside, I know, what was I thinking? No Youtubers (Danisnotonfire, Amazingphil, Ibalisticsqiud, Stampylonghead, SquaishQuack, Tyler Oakley, ThatcherJoe, IISuperWomanII etc. - Annoyed at that fact Google Chrome picks up "Youtubers" as a spelling mistake.) No undo button, Judge-mental, popular teenage girls that wear too much make-up and judge everything you do, that is not place for an incredibly socially awkward Internet/Gamer Nerd like me. *Shivers* I still get nightmares. WE MUST NEVER VENTURE OUTSIDE.
My life still belongs to the best invention in the entire universe - the internet. 

Anyway, That's beside the point, as Interesting and Exciting my life is, (Note the sarcasm) my Epic-ness only is in full blast when I talk about Epic Games, like Minecraft, and that's what I'll be talking about right now. 

So Here's

7 ways to RAGE uncontrollably in Minecraft

Before I begin, I just wanna say, I'm guilty of all these annoying Rage Moments. We've ALL been there.

Also these aren't in any particular order.


1) Death by Fall Damage 

OH MA GAUD! I can tell you, NOTHING, is more annoying than falling down a giant pit after like a years worth of mining and priceless items (E.g: DIAMONDS) and are probably the last ones that exist in your world. This makes me RAGE like crazy, even if do try to stay calm, I can't, nothing is more annoying to see that awful tinted red background with the words "Your Dead" on your screen, just taunting you about your accidental death. Do you know what else is really Annoying? When you PURPOSELY fall and it seems like you WILL Survive but no, you don't, - and on the rare occasions that you do survive, its the middle of the night and a skeleton shoots you when your on half-a-heart. #1DRefence! Haha! Fangirl right here! Anyone else? No? Okay fine you haters. 



2) Digging Above/Under yourself

Now we all know this one very important rule in Minecraft - Don't Dig/Mine Above or Under yourself. I'm Certain even the noobs know this. (Annoyed at the fact Google Chrome picks up "Noobs" as a spelling mistake) So you've been watching a load of youtubers playing Minecraft who chose to courageously ignore this rule and take the risk by digging either above or under themselves - and nothing happens. So your inspired by the great amount of luck these youtubers have had, and then you chose to take your chances and dig above/under yourself, your digging away then suddenly - Sand falls on your face and suffocates you or you fall into a crazy bottomless pit. WHY?!?! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS! Why do youtubers have SOOO much luck, and when we attempt this, WE FAIL. Why? Hm... Maybe fancy over-layed editing... 



3)  Miss-reading Potion Names

Hold on, I'm typing kinda slow. *Drinks Swiftness Potion* That's better. *Suddenly starts getting hurt.* Woah?! What's happening! *Opens inventory Menu, Sees poison Sign* OMG! I thought it was a Swiftness potion! 

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4) Late Night Fights then a Skeleton Arrow

Picture this: You've been out mining, you've found a load of Iron & gold, even some Diamonds, but there's a dilemma - It's night time. So like a boss, you take out your new diamond sword and fight off all the monsters. You did it! Your just a block away from your house with only half-a-heart (Hehehe, #1DRefences) then FLAPLING. A Skeleton Shot you. RIP. 

LIKE WHAT?!??! WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME?!

5) Drowning Under Ice

That Pretty Much Sums it all up for me.

6) Creepers

I'm not even going to talk about this point. We all know what happens here. 



7) Trolls 

Who else hates it when you playing with buddies and they decide to drop lava 'accidentally' *Cough* Not *Cough* down the very same mine your in. Thank you Friends. 






Got any incredibly annoying stories of you dying and then raging uncontrollably? Please leave them in the comments so I can laugh at them and feels a whole lot better about myself! (#DanisnotonfireRefrences! Oh Yeah! I'm so Kool with all these references! I spell Kool with a K 'coz I'm just that kool!!1!)


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That's it from me today! 
Dinner is now ready down-stairs and I am now hungry! 
Goodbye fellow internet Buddies!

~Archergirl