Evil Unicorns?!

Evil Unicorns?!

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah - Wait. Unicorns are cute, friendly magical creatures that help people. Not EVIL...Terraria... WHAT DID YOU DO

So earlier today  I was on my xbox, playing Terraria. You know, just adventuring, fighting those annoying slimes hat could be even more annoying than my little brother - and that's really saying something, until I stumbled across a strange new place. The Trees were pink, yellow and blue.. the grass was not green - it was blue! There were flowers everywhere... It was magical. Suddenly...TWINKLE TWINKLE, NIEGH, ZAPP ZAPP ZAPP, DEATH. 

Weren't expecting that were you?

Neither did I. 

Them me explain it to you if you failed to understand. 

So there I was, looking around this new area I had just Discovered and out of no were 3 unicorns suddenly appear and start to zapp me! Like what?!?!?! I was too shock to act and they ended up killing me - I lost ALL my money. 

...

WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

...

Ok I'm done. 

So thankyou Terraria, now you know why I'll be screaming or having a panic attack  every time I see a unicorn 

P.S: Sorry This was short! So much Homework -.- 

~Archergirl! <3

7 ways to RAGE uncontrollably in Minecraft

Before I begin, I just wanna say how frickn' EPIC this Death-Note Pixel art of L is:

(Spoiler Alert) RIP L





Hello Everyone! Archergirl here!
Where have I been you ask?
No, I have not gained a 'socail life' and went *shivers* ...outside. I remember when I had enough courage to actually GO outside, I know, what was I thinking? No Youtubers (Danisnotonfire, Amazingphil, Ibalisticsqiud, Stampylonghead, SquaishQuack, Tyler Oakley, ThatcherJoe, IISuperWomanII etc. - Annoyed at that fact Google Chrome picks up "Youtubers" as a spelling mistake.) No undo button, Judge-mental, popular teenage girls that wear too much make-up and judge everything you do, that is not place for an incredibly socially awkward Internet/Gamer Nerd like me. *Shivers* I still get nightmares. WE MUST NEVER VENTURE OUTSIDE.
My life still belongs to the best invention in the entire universe - the internet. 

Anyway, That's beside the point, as Interesting and Exciting my life is, (Note the sarcasm) my Epic-ness only is in full blast when I talk about Epic Games, like Minecraft, and that's what I'll be talking about right now. 

So Here's

7 ways to RAGE uncontrollably in Minecraft

Before I begin, I just wanna say, I'm guilty of all these annoying Rage Moments. We've ALL been there.

Also these aren't in any particular order.


1) Death by Fall Damage 

OH MA GAUD! I can tell you, NOTHING, is more annoying than falling down a giant pit after like a years worth of mining and priceless items (E.g: DIAMONDS) and are probably the last ones that exist in your world. This makes me RAGE like crazy, even if do try to stay calm, I can't, nothing is more annoying to see that awful tinted red background with the words "Your Dead" on your screen, just taunting you about your accidental death. Do you know what else is really Annoying? When you PURPOSELY fall and it seems like you WILL Survive but no, you don't, - and on the rare occasions that you do survive, its the middle of the night and a skeleton shoots you when your on half-a-heart. #1DRefence! Haha! Fangirl right here! Anyone else? No? Okay fine you haters. 



2) Digging Above/Under yourself

Now we all know this one very important rule in Minecraft - Don't Dig/Mine Above or Under yourself. I'm Certain even the noobs know this. (Annoyed at the fact Google Chrome picks up "Noobs" as a spelling mistake) So you've been watching a load of youtubers playing Minecraft who chose to courageously ignore this rule and take the risk by digging either above or under themselves - and nothing happens. So your inspired by the great amount of luck these youtubers have had, and then you chose to take your chances and dig above/under yourself, your digging away then suddenly - Sand falls on your face and suffocates you or you fall into a crazy bottomless pit. WHY?!?! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS! Why do youtubers have SOOO much luck, and when we attempt this, WE FAIL. Why? Hm... Maybe fancy over-layed editing... 



3)  Miss-reading Potion Names

Hold on, I'm typing kinda slow. *Drinks Swiftness Potion* That's better. *Suddenly starts getting hurt.* Woah?! What's happening! *Opens inventory Menu, Sees poison Sign* OMG! I thought it was a Swiftness potion! 

0.0

4) Late Night Fights then a Skeleton Arrow

Picture this: You've been out mining, you've found a load of Iron & gold, even some Diamonds, but there's a dilemma - It's night time. So like a boss, you take out your new diamond sword and fight off all the monsters. You did it! Your just a block away from your house with only half-a-heart (Hehehe, #1DRefences) then FLAPLING. A Skeleton Shot you. RIP. 

LIKE WHAT?!??! WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME?!

5) Drowning Under Ice

That Pretty Much Sums it all up for me.

6) Creepers

I'm not even going to talk about this point. We all know what happens here. 



7) Trolls 

Who else hates it when you playing with buddies and they decide to drop lava 'accidentally' *Cough* Not *Cough* down the very same mine your in. Thank you Friends. 






Got any incredibly annoying stories of you dying and then raging uncontrollably? Please leave them in the comments so I can laugh at them and feels a whole lot better about myself! (#DanisnotonfireRefrences! Oh Yeah! I'm so Kool with all these references! I spell Kool with a K 'coz I'm just that kool!!1!)


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's it from me today! 
Dinner is now ready down-stairs and I am now hungry! 
Goodbye fellow internet Buddies!

~Archergirl

Statuesque

Statuesque

Hello people, animals or Aliens of the internet. How are you to day? That's nice. I'm feeling fabulous thankyou for asking. Why? Well because my good internet buddy has just uploaded the pilot episode of a Habbo voice over show named Statueque! Here's a link to it: http://youtu.be/ZZpau27fE8U It's awesome right? (I Appear in Episode 2) 
So If you haven't already guessed, I'm dedicating this entire post to Statuesque! :D 
Think of this like a Review! 

I'll explain what this show is all about. 
Statuesque is about 6 characters who are the children of famous celebrities. E.g: Mac Grande. Best friends, Mac Grande & Ebony Horan join a new school and need to survive. With enemies, girlfriends, boyfriends, best-friends and heartbreak this new show Is #TheBest! 

screenshot from Episode 1

So I personally think this series is Awesome! it Deserves to become big! Make sure to watch & Subscribe to her! 

Rating: 5/5 Stars! 

That's all! 

Bye! <3 

Minecraft 1.8 Update

Minecraft 1.8 – The Bountiful Update

Hooray! Minecraft 1.8 or 'The Bountiful Update' named by Mojang *Sniffiles* I miss Mojang already, hasn't even been that long since Microsoft bought Minecraft *Sniffiles* Stupid Microsoft... Ahem... Where was I? Oh yes... So I know I'm quite late on the Minecraft 1.8 update but of well, better late then Never eh? The Minecraft 1.8 update is HUGE. I mean it. Like the 1.7 update many things have been added, but this time with items and mobs not just loads of new Biomes. 

Here's a list of the new Additions:

• 36 new blocks: granite, andesite and diorite along with polished variants; 3 types of prismarine; 5 blocks relating to red sandstone; 5 new varieties each of doors, fences and fence gates; as well as sea lanterns, wet sponge, slime blocks, coarse dirt, barriers, iron trapdoors and banners
• New underwater dungeon content: the ocean monument
• New mobs including Endermites, Guardians and rabbits
• Sheep now drop mutton
• Armor stands
• Potion of Leaping, Depth Strider enchantment and Overpowered achievement
• Spectator gamemode, and customized and debug mode world types
• Additional 'jacket' layer for player skins
• Additional default skin Alex with smaller arms

You Can click any of those to go to the minecraft Wikki page page to learn more about them :) 

See, I'm so nice, I hyper linked them for you! 

You can thank me in the comments. 

So one of my favorite additions are the 3 new mobs, main the Rabbits! *Squeals* They're super cute! Look! 

And Have you seen the Elder Guardian?! That thing is a frickn' Cyclops of a Fish! 

Looks Epic Right? 

So people or animals of earth or possibly Aliens of the forever expanding Universe, Thankyou for taking your time in reading this not very in depth blog post. Please leave your opinion in the comments, add this website to your favorites! 

GOODBYE!

Hello Internet

Hi Human-beings who are currently reading this.

(Sorry if your an Alien or another life-form and your reading this, I just thought humans would be the most interested in this, but the universe loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?) 
My name is Archergirl.
(Its not my real name if you haven't realized this; No, I will not reveal my real name; Will I in the future? Possibly.) 
Welcome to my Blog. There's only probably going to be around 3 people reading this, but I'll continue with this blog. Why? I'm Bored. 

  

Anyway... 
So basically I'll just be posting things game & internet related, I might do a review on a certain games, I might decide to rage on a game and take my anger out by typing it out on here. I also have a youtube channel where I upload gaming Videos - Mainly Minecraft and Habbo Hotel, I don't have many subscribers so the around 3 people reading this could you PLEASE subscribe to me? 
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Its 1/2 my dream to become a youtuber. The other half of my dream is to become a zoologist - An animal scientist. I absolutely love animals and probably 99% of you won't believe me but I have a 'way' with animals. 
So this is my introduction to my new blog with only around 3 people reading this.
Hope you enjoyed this and I'll update as Soon as I'm Bored! 
(Which is Probably around two days time - probably sooner)

BYE! 
P.S: Shoutout to my internet buddies (You know who you are!) subscribe to them too, they're under 'Epic Channels' on my Channel